A smart light bulb joke: Is there such an animal? Indeed, there is! This breed of gag is known by its world-weary insouciance, obscure literary references, snarky jabs at intellectuals, and the need for the joke teller to look up words like insouciance before using them.
17 Light Bulb Jokes That Make You Sound Smart
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Light bulb joke: How many polite New Yorkers …
But they might need to call in a third to yell, “Hey, I’m workin’ here!” to anyone who gets too close.
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Light bulb joke: How many fatalists …
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Light bulb joke: How many archaeologists …
Now that’s a bright idea!
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Light bulb joke: How many bureaucrats …
And they’ll burn out dozens more bulbs in the process.
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Light bulb joke: How many board meetings …
Sorry, zoned out. Remind me: Where are we on the light bulb problem again?
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Light bulb joke: How many Chinese Red Guards …
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Light bulb joke: How many accountants …
Hopefully that bulb is good for your bottom line.
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Light bulb joke: How many Harvard students …
But you wouldn’t expect the elite to change their own light bulbs anyway, would you?
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Light bulb joke: How many Apple vice presidents …
Sorry we asked.
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Light bulb joke: How many chiropractors …
Talk about a pain!
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Light bulb joke: How many mystery writers …
Didn’t see that coming, did you?
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Light bulb joke: How many gym-rats …
Don’t worry, one of them will be spotting in case he drops the bulb.
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Light bulb joke: How many actors …
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Light bulb joke: How many psychiatrists …
They can only help a bulb help itself.
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Light bulb joke: How many WASPs …
Housework is hard work!
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Light bulb joke: How many Jewish mothers …
It’s an effective strategy.
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Light bulb joke: How many college football players …
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Originally Published in Reader's Digest
